Till then, read a weird story...
Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
Leela's gonna kill me. I don't want to be rescued. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.
I love you, buddy!
Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
And I'm his friend Jesus. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Oh right. I forgot about the battle. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.